Randolph .Sims

More questions than answers. Question the first, what happened with the ninjas and the car keys. Question the second… actually more than two… related to the sex scene. How much bird/wings DNA does she process like when she climaxes does she cluck. Furthermore does she lay eggs. Ongoing if they had a child that hatched out of that egg would it have one wing and fly in circles. Anyway I hope someone reads this and thinks twice about touching animals.

Cold coffee, wet cigarettes, the septic tank scene from Joe dirt. 3 things I would experience before I take my next lunch break to watch this movie. Woulda been cooler if the dads got stronger and fought like upgrading Pokémon.

I would have rather spent 90 min training a possum to smoke and drive in Utah than watch this movie.