Billy Bones

Easily some of the cheesiest fight choreography I've ever seen. It makes WWE look like they're actually trying to kill each other by comparison. Like, take Walker, Texas Ranger and turn the competency and durability of his opponents down about 10 notches each while turning his own durability up about 20 notches and he'd be a close comparison to Matthew Reese's character. The plot feels like it was written by a 3rd-grader as well, what there is of one anyway. Dolph Lundgren is the only reason I gave it an extra star. Hell, the only reason I decided to give it a chance in the first place. All that said, I guess if you have an hour and a half to kill and literally nothing else to do, then there are worse ways you could spend it.

I thought it looked like some cheesy horror movie with a WW2 setting but I gave it a chance anyways. It was a cheesy horror movie with a WW2 setting... until it wasn't. The "scary" aspect isn't exactly high class: several predictable jump scares and general creepiness. The suspense was done well though, and the plot twist took me completely off guard. Not much more to say without spoiling it. Add-on: I looked through the other reviews and was surprised that some people were so put-off by the ending. My theory is if you're a fan of cheesy horror or military movies with no real plot, then you'll love the first hour and some change. If you're into deeper horror movies or psychological thrillers then you'll probably enjoy the last bit, where a lot of the cheesiness from before makes more sense. It's not a life-changing movie by any means, but it's more than a cheap thrill, so take it for what it is and don't try to make it something it's not.