Joseph Kristoffer

Total slog. An exhausting waste of time. Check out Malignant or The Night House for better horror options from this past year. Seriously worried about the mental well-being of the people rating this one highly.

Mostly fun ride, albeit overly long. My edit would have shaved off about 20 minutes.

Pulp Fiction on a train? Snakes on a Train? Bullet Train is high on style, less so on substance, but a fun ride nonetheless. Things take a while to really get cookin' but once it does, it’s a fun ride! I wouldn't have hated some fat trimming from the runtime. The movie’s ability to keep its two secret cameos under wraps was impressive, with one being an absolutely hilarious addition that finally sold me on what *Bullet Train* was trying to be. The ensemble cast was really entertaining—each gets a chance to shine in one set-piece or another. All in all, a worthwhile action comedy as long as you suspend A LOT of disbelief in how *Bullet Train* gets all its seemingly unrelated pieces to fit in the end.

There’s a lot of bright spots here. I’m glad I watched it, but I don’t see myself returning to it ever again. To me, the whole hit less well than the sum of the parts. The performances and cinematography were great. A few scenes were straight up excellent. It was a cool window to daily life during a very distinct era.

Best horror movie to come out of 2021 so far. Worth watching in theaters for the full effect.

A fun ride. Well-acted with some great, trippy effects. An imperfect movie, but there’s more enjoyable set pieces than cringey, corny moments. Oh and the soundtrack is really well-curated and pairs well with the story. Worth the price of admission.

The exact kind of movie to watch on the big screen with full theater sound. Really made me invested in the world of Dune and the power plays the different horses are making to come out on top. Really looking forward to the future installments. Amazing visuals. Top notch sound and score. Excellent character building and relationships for the most part with a cast who gives it their all.