Amanda Bishop

I’m 51 minutes into it and the only reason I’m still watching is because I dropped the remote under my chair and I can’t reach it and there is a cat sleeping on my lap and also I’m trying to figure out which character I want to slap the most. [Spoiler alert: All of them. I want to slap all of them.]

Whatever you think this movie is about, that’s exactly what it’s about. I wish I had just stared at the movie poster for two hours making up the story in my head - that would have been way more interesting than trudging through the actual thing.

The dialogue is distractingly bad.