JEREMY WRIGHT

Would've been better if Jessie Pinkman and Jane were the protagonists and Walter white was the antagonist and Pinkman congress back as the crow to avenge Jane's drug overdose. That's pretty much this shit movie with a side of Satan. Dog shit. Long live the original Crow and may this one be cleansed from everybody's memory banks who actually watched it.

Much like her father's movies, she starts out with an intriguing premise and then loses it halfway through and just coasts to a lackluster ending that ruins the good premise it began with. If nothing else hopefully this will get people to dive into the real watchers from the book of Enoch.

Pro: You get some glimpses of Jennifer Connelly's titties. Not good glimpses, but glimpses none the less. Con: The rest of the movie

I remember being bored out of my mind the first time I seen it, then I gave it another chance a couple of years later. It's still boring and overrated. I guess it was edgy and artistic back then to sneak some seedy porn in a movie and have 12 tear off prostitution. Now it just makes you look like a pervert. But this is the kind of people Hollywood celebrates. This movie sucks as a whole.

It starts out well enough until he realizes the errors of his ways and becomes a cuck. I was going that the message would wrap up with the world is becoming sick and needs to change, not no matter how sick the world becomes you need to find a way to conform and fit in. Not too surprised, Bill Burr's earlier stuff is hilarious, but this recent version of him is just a shell of that guy.

This is the kind of movie that'll make you look at your spouse differently. Make you want to get single and stay that way forever! The movie is good and gripping, like Rosamund Pike and that champagne bottle of you get the reference. If you've ever been with a scandalous woman, this movie will have you thanking your lucky stars it didn't get this far.

This movie is terrible. Sandra Bulova is terrible in this movie, and for somebody who is supposed to be a genius we're told, makes the dumbest time wasting decisions I've ever seen. It's like she never understood the gravity of the situation she was in.

The only thing about this movie that makes you scream is that the protagonists weren't killed. Wednesday gets stabbed in the back and in the gut and they put her in an arm sling and don't even bother taking her to the hospital. Strong female lesbian POC gets stabbed twice in the gut and shows up at the end with a couple of bandaids and the same shirt unstained just to be quipey. Simp of the flick is stabbed twenty times in all major organs, ends the movie with the thumbs up from the stretcher. They dig up the career of Hayden Pennetierre to stab and shoot her multiple times, but she's all good at the end of the movie as well. I think they knew the fans would hate it and it gave them joy to make it that way anyway. This movie is a big F you to everybody who hates what modern cinema has become, but only justified their hatred of them in the process. I can't think of anybody out there who this movie was actually geared towards, it's insulting on all levels.

This film is one big blue pill for the masses. Don't wake up, stay asleep, the machines are your friends, women are the true heroes, men are weak and should bow down at the altar of ishtar. This isn't your rage against the machine matrix, this is a terrible film trying to undo what the original did, which is make people think. This one is for the WINO's (woke in name only) Save your time and just rewatch the orginal, this is no resurrection, but a death nail. This movie has no balls, but you probably already know why.

This could quite possibly be the worst movie you'll ever see. Another movie about rich people hunting a prison inmate. Except this inmate is in his 60's and has to stop for an extended period of time every 20 paces to catch his breath. He's also wearing a bright red jacket the whole time not even trying to conceal himself while the hunters just kill each other for no apparent reason. Bruce Willis doesn't care about scripts or plots, he's just signing up for anything at this point. He doesn't even bother showing up to the set for the final act, it's done all on green screen from his basement it appears. Seriously, the final scene with him and the big bad guy and they're obviously not even in the same room, or even in the same frame at once together. If you like watching terrible movies for the humor of how bad they are, this is the one for you.