M'aiq the Liar

M'aiq is going back to his heavily (free) modded Fallout 4, this one has lost all hope that TESVI and Fallout 5 will be worthwhile, after witnessing this abomination of lazy writing and lazier gameplay. M'aiq hopes Bugthesda is liquidated by Microsoft, and the whole crew ends up digging ditches for a living, in humid, hot and depressing central Florida.

M'aiq enjoyed watching this movie, but for the wrong reasons. This one could not stop laughing at this abomination. M'aiq wonders if this movie was made just to make the 2005 DOOM movie look good, it succeeds in that department. The '05 movie look like a gem, compared to this mess. This one was disappointed for a list of this film's shortcomings. 1. The set pieces looked like they would be at home on an adult film parody set. 2. M'aiq wasn't surprised once by the predictable story. 3. Only two recognizable monsters made it into the film. (Zombies and Imps.) 4. The BFG-9000 was a letdown. (It looked like a plastic toy and wasn't anywhere near as powerful as depicted in the games.) 5. Cliffhanger ending that most likely will never be concluded. 6. Very slow pace, throughout the entire film made M'aiq yearn for the credits to roll. 7. Death scenes were lazily put together and uninspired. (Hardly any gibs.) 8. The only recognizable weapons other than the poorly made BFG that made it into the film were the Chainsaw (for ten seconds) and the double barreled "Super Shotgun" (for ten seconds). 9. Characters were one-dimensional cookie-cutter tropes seen in action films from the eighties. (M'aiq was reminded of 1986's "Aliens".) 10. The CGI... (2004's DOOM 3 video game looked more realistic.) This one thanks you for reading his review. M'aiq wishes you well.

Greetings, friends. M'aiq has a review for you all of the PC version of Cyberpunk 2077. M'aiq feels lucky that the only bug he has encountered thus far is NPCs popping in. This one imagines that was caused by setting his FOV to max. M'aiq has been enjoying every moment, minus the boring hacking mini-game. This one prefers running around like a burning Khajiit in a rocking chair factory, slicing and dicing the bad men with his katana. M'aiq also tried setting the graphics to 4K Ultra with RTX on, but this one quickly changed his mind upon being reduced to 17 FPS. This one's system is no slouch, with an RTX-2080 and 64GB of RAM, but M'aiq's PC still had to yield his 4K RTX on adventure down to 2K with RTX off. All things considered, this one still recommends Cyberpunk 2077, because M'aiq has been having a great time exploring the sights and sounds of Night City. This one hopes you all have a pleasant time exploring this wonderful, colorful world. (UPDATE: M'aiq completed the story and all side missions, and decided to update his review.) M'aiq had a great time in Night City and enjoyed making friends along the way of his adventure. This one enjoyed assisting the people of Night City and the outlying areas. M'aiq's few negative experiences include sudden death by walking on sloped surfaces like horizontal cylindrical water tanks, Badlands boulders and some cars. This one also had his arm cannon mysteriously disappear from his inventory, while wandering the city, post-story. M'aiq is still overall pleased with his time in Night City and loved the well written characters that he met during his adventure, so much so that it saddened him a bit when the adventure was over. This one feels the same bittersweet outlook that he felt after completing other epic stories like Bioshock Infinite and the Mass Effect trilogy. M'aiq wishes you well. (Edit) M'aiq just wanted to do a small update after a few patches were released. This one is happy to add that he can now run "Ray-Tracing" on after one of the patches improved the framerate. M'aiq now can play around 70-80 FPS, in most cases.

The Commonwealth has become M'aiq's new home. This one imagines he'll spend at least the same amount of time in the wasteland that he spent in >10,000 hours in Skyrim. M'aiq wishes you well.

M'aiq has fond memories of watching Swat Kats, before school. This one thanks you for reading his tiny review. M'aiq wishes you well.

M'aiq's favorite animated sitcom ever, this one's only complaint is that it's over.

M'aiq originally watched this movie solely for Patrick Stewart, but thoroughly enjoyed the bloody brilliant graphic violence. This one doesn't know what this means for M'aiq.

M'aiq enjoyed everything about this show, the many laughs as well as the many tearjerker moments. This one only regrets knowing that it's over.

M'aiq is having a great time making new friends in the Subverse universe, and this one has some favorable early first impressions. M'aiq is noticing very high production quality, from the animations as well as the general game-play. This one is also a fan of humor, jokes and memes, which he has already encountered a few of. Difficulty-wise, this one is no expert at "bullet hell" style combat games or tactical XCOM style "turn-based" combat. But, using his Xboner controller, was able to dispatch many space pirates and a boss battle while this one suffered no deaths. This one may update his review at a later date, with further observations. M'aiq promises not to spoil anything story-wise. This one knows better. M'aiq wishes you well.

M'aiq is enjoying his second outing in Hope County. This one has made new friends after a bumpy train ride. M'aiq likes all the new equipment to play with. This one especially likes the new sidecar motorbike that allows him to take his new dog on road-trips. M'aiq's only small issue, so far was having to punch his new dog out from under a staircase after the dog's pathfinding failed to navigate him around it. All-in-all, this one is having a good time in this colorful world and would recommend it for anyone who enjoyed Far Cry 5. M'aiq wishes you well.