Des Adams

A surprisingly epic waste of time - some horror movies are campy but this is BEYOND dry and stupid. Even the 6 production company logos sucked. Where to start? The characters had no depth or chemistry, not a damn thing was scary and the acting was horrible (Mischa and the dog being exceptions). If you enjoy watching people run away directly in front of a rogue bus in a wide open space, this might be for you! Dramatic, head to the sky "NOOOO" screams, a few dead kid bodies that just disappear, walls that kinda bleed for some reason, random mention of the Winchester Mystery House on piece of paper as if this anything-but-subtle serial killer was supposed to live at such a beautiful tourist attraction. I honestly think the scariest parts of this whole movie involved hair in the drains. At least the dog's fine, right? One star because there is no option to give zero stars.