Jolt 7800

I love a good monster movie and I love a good apocalyptic movie. And there is nothing to love with this movie . They definitely got worse as this trilogy went and that is saying a lot as the mystery wore thin. I know we are supposed to suspend disbelief but in the first movie a hearing aid and a shotgun killed one of these aliens. Yet they survived a meteor ride through the earth’s atmosphere. Have you ever heard a sonic boom a meteor makes when it arrives? It is a lot louder than a hearing aid. And the impact is like a small nuclear explosion. A lot more damaging than a shot gun blast. Water can kill these creatures easily but they survived the vacuum of space. Add to this the totally ridiculous plot and I am only thankful I didn’t pay to see this (and the prior 2 movies). If you are reading this I appreciate you listening to me vent.

I will save our beloved Star Wars further embarrassment by NOT writing more in this review.

My Boba Fett died in the Return of the Jedi in the Great Pit of Carkoon.. Thus saving himself the dishonor of this series.

I really wanted to like this family fun movie. I thought it was annoying and obnoxious and wanted to leave the theater. I know the producers had good intentions but I really would be embarrassed if a non Christian had to see this. The acting was really rough.

I only bought this comic as a kid when the good stuff was sold out. The comic was boring, way out stories not worth the paper they were printed on. Some comics were not meant to me movies. The worst marvel movie and one of the worst movies I have ever seen. At least I saw it for free on tv.