Alessa H

I am absolutely horrified and disgusted by this film. I expected a fun, light-hearted family film and instead I got this disgraceful cinematography. I was watching this with Chelsea Cucumberpatch-McNortyRascul my 9.78 year old daughter and ever since she has been plagued and haunted by nightmares, waking up every night talking me she was threatened to 'get out of a big green man's swamp'. The amount of gore and violence was levelled with that of an 18+ film, with explicit scenes that no minor should be allowed to watch let alone participate in. The only positive of this movie was the LGBTQ representation in the relationship between Shrek and Donkey. Even then, I felt there were many unnecessary references that my daughter shouldn't be hearing, and the lack of chemistry was very prominent. The plot was rushed, and it was very traumazing for me, let alone my daughter, Chelsea Cucumberpatch-McNortyRascul.

My long-term boyfriend of 12 years, Timmy Cuthbert Bartholomew Smith has recently left me for my own mother: Sharon, Sharon Osbon😢😥😓. I watched this film in search of the Inner Peace of the child's mind to assist me through this challenging stage in my life. By 30 minutes in, I was bawling my eyes out. Why? Oh why rate a film PG when it was made for the heartbroken and crestfallen. This is the saddest movie I've ever seen, and I shan't ever recover. I'm writing this a week hence since the PTSD was too much to bear until now. I only just made it to the end of the movie before I shut down completely, wallowing in a state of utter hopelessness. I wish this upon nobody except Timmy, that skittle grasshopper. That pointless little plum... If you are considering watching this move, I implore you, turn back. Save yourself. For what is in store is unimaginable the human mind... Good Luck.

I watched this saga with my husband, David, and our 7 year old daughter, Jessica-Lynn Shirley Leslie Anne Tyler. We found it very enjoyable despite the questionable soundtrack and background noises. The acting was spectacular; truly awe-inspiring. However, I'm slightly concerned by my husband's love for Robert Pattinson's character, Edward Cullen. I heard him whispering Edward's name in bed last night whilst sighing longingly whilst listening to our whale noises which we listen to every night for a sound sleep. If I had to sum this piece of filmography up in one sentence, ot would be 'a lovely family friendly film jam packed with romance, action and a few cheeky jokes for David and I😉🍷🍾😜🏳️‍🌈