THE Bobinator

CALL OF DUTY: THE CASH GRAB NOBODY WANTED Oh, where to begin? This game is a trainwreck wrapped in microtransactions. First off, the sound quality—if you can even call it that—is so bad it feels like you're back imside your mothers womb. But don’t worry! For the simple price of a subscription, you can buy the ability to hear footsteps. That’s right, folks: they’ve found a way to monetise your ears. What’s next, paying extra for recoil control? The multiplayer maps are a joke. Tiny, uninspired, and designed for maximum frustration. The spawn system? Broken. You’ll spawn in just in time to be grenaded out of existence. Rinse and repeat. It’s like they outsourced map designs to someone who’s never actually played a shooter. Depth? Strategy? Fun? Nah, who needs those when you can have endless frustration served with a side of rage quitting? And let’s talk about the guns. Some of them require 40 levels to max out. Forty. Because nothing says fun like grinding for hours just to make a weapon usable. But wait, there’s a shortcut: just open your wallet and buy the battle pass or some shiny blueprints. Don’t want to pay? Guess you’re stuck getting mowed down by those who do. The developers aren’t even pretending to listen to fans anymore—it’s all about squeezing out every last penny. WARZONE/RESURGENCE – THE 'NO FUN ALLOWED' UPDATE Warzone? Same trash, different day. The sound issues are still here, and the new “back to basics” backpack system? A total downgrade. And let’s not forget the disaster that is Area 99. Overcomplicated and filled with endless bunkers, multi level buildings, and zip lines, it feels more like a puzzle game than a battle royale. Remember Rebirth Island? Yeah, me too. Clearly, the devs don’t, because they replaced it with this hot mess. IN SUMMARY – AN INSULT TO THE FANS This game isn’t just bad; it’s a slap in the face to anyone who’s supported the franchise over the years. It’s a blatant cash grab that screws over casual players, alienates loyal fans, and turns CoD into the laughingstock of the gaming world. After 16 years of playing, I’m officially out. My analog sticks are retired and Ive sent them.to therapy after this game, my patience is gone, and my wallet is firmly closed. Thanks for reading, and good luck out there. You’ll need it. BOB

Such a good movie. Best marvel film in ages