Midnight Llama

I just watched Eternals and it was awful and an absolute yawn fest. I'm quickly writing this to warn others so they don't lose 2 and a half hours of their lives like I just did. Think the first cgi Hulk movie in 2003. Think Apocalypto. It's hype and a void left by Avengers that fans are craving for. Mediocre to poor acting, overlong, with shady effects at times. I kept curling up on the cinema seat trying to get some kip in the hope that I'd wake up later when the movie gets better, except it doesn't. Beware, dear reader. Beware!