Kenny Bellau

What the he77 is wrong with Harrison Ford agreeing to these scripts? He's old. He has enough money, enough accolades and enough starring roles to be more discerning. The first 15 minutes of this movie are compelling and dark. It builds on Indy's aging, cinical, bitter personality as he's stepping into retirement. Then, the movie switches into nonsensical time jumps, implausible chase scenes reminiscent of any overly CGI'd Star Wars movie and unnecessary and messy plot twists that lead nowhere and have no resolution. A TukTuk going round for round with not only the gangster's Jaguar, but also bumping elbows with the Nazi's Mercedes? Come on! Anyone who has ever seen a TukTuk in operation knows they have a top speed of about 35mph. With one additional passenger, 30. With 3? 25. And this thing is running up and down stairs, chasing 2 full sized cars while making miraculous turns and swerves without ever tipping over? Come on! The whole movie just keeps on getting messier and more boring, like that kid who can't get people to dance at his party, so instead of putting something slow on, he puts on obnoxious dub-step. . Most of the chase is just wrought with bad CGI. Why? Why is It so hard to make a real chase scene? .. and this wasn't even the worst of it. Now, there's time travel? Holy cow, that's not only reaching, but plain stupid. What's next? Space aliens? Oh, wait...they did that already in the last forgettable Indiana Jones movie. Not saying this is a 0 out of 5, but certainly don't pay for a new subscription anywhere to see thi. Just the parts that I remember that really made me look for something else to watch. BORING!!!