Pete Williams

IF you've heard of this game and thought, 'Nah, not for me' then dear, dear reader, reconsider your decision, would you kindly - you WILL NOT be disappointed, truly you will not. 'Now, would you kindly pick up that short wave radio'? And remember, there really is no such thing as a 'happy Splicer' - NOPE!

As a Destiny veteran I get to the Moon and stop dead!!!! What have they done to my/our Moon???? I was angry, they’ve desecrated it, all the oh so fondly remembered areas of absolute beauty have been carved into ugly junks of fractured mantle! That did it, anything not a Guardian on the surface was going to get slaughtered. NO MERCY! Underneath the Archer Line they’ve created a massive fissure into the Moon’s interior. Whereas before, when in “ME Guardian, you will die, you... you, ALIEN thing you” and running, bouncing, jumping, jetting around with absolutely no regard to personal safety, now has to be done with one eye on what’s underneath. I’ve launched, dropped, and run into those deep and nasty cracks bravely bellowing to all the aliens listening, (brastids I hate them, the semi visible guys in particular, I leave none of them alive... none) “I meant to do thattttttttttttt!!” Am I enjoying it, not at the start, when I piled in on groups of aliens with my 750 Guardian and 750 weapons... my arse was handed to me on a plate a lot. As a 750 I did win some of the punch ups, that was hard going though! Now, as I level up I can once more bellow, “cry havoc and let slip the auto rifles of warrrrr... bollocks, who put that crevice there, aaaggghhhhhhhh!” The Moon though... what have they done to my beautiful Moon????