Ivan Lopez

I was so deeply inspired by the words "it's morbin time" that I went to the theater so l may hear them in their proper context. But as the hours passed I felt my hope draining. The credits rolled and I waited with baited breath, but alas those words were never spoken. So l chose to end my life. I went to the roof of the AMC and threw myself off. But as I tumbled toward the ground, a figure appeared below and looked up at me. I locked eyes with him and felt as though I had frozen in the air. It was at that time that I realized I was looking into the eyes of Jared Leto. Time slowed to a halt and the serenity of the universe began to manifest itself in me. He said "it's morbin time!" Suddenly, I could fly. We formed the Morbazord and rushed into the theater to resurrect the thousands who perished for lack of those magic words. The morbs had impregnated me, so Jared sent me to the past so I could give birth to Christ so that all who believed may be given everlasting morb. Amorb