Nicholas Tompkins

I wish I could rate this a zero. It feels disingenuous for this terrible excuse of a "movie" to be given any merit whatsoever. I understand the premise, but with a cast this talented there should have been more substance. The comedy was awkward, the drama was cringey, and the plot was subpar. I shutter to think what was lying on the cutting room floor considering what made it into this lengthy, monotone, and tiring public service announcement. Do not watch this movie. If you do, prepare two aspirin for your impending and inevitable migraine, and a pillow to scream into for the rage in which you will feel from the complete lack of a payoff for willingly giving away so much time. Heed my warning. Please...