Nastassia Jaffa

Worst Demi Moore film I've ever seen, even Charlie's Angels was better and that's really reaching. Hated Charlie's Angels, pathetic film. The Substance. No plot, no character development of any character, even waste-of-time characters such as old school friend who wants to invite Demi out on a date, enter the scene for a pointless 'cameo' and then have no role and don't feature in the film. Weakest script you've ever heard, zero dialogue between characters. No viewer connection with any character, due to complete lack of character development. Film strikes me as a very weak ego trip for a poor director and bunch of ego driven producers who weren't concentrating at all on producing a film that viewers could connect with. What was their end goal? Shock? Horror? Dressing Demi Moore as the hunchback of Notre Dam? Not impressive or shocking... weak weak weak. I was honestly bored stiff by the middle of this film, watching it deteriorate into even more of an immense disappointment. Waste of more than 2hours of my precious life. Demi, I loved Indecent Proposal, Disclosure, About Last Night, GI Jane and even Striptease. All of those were each 100 times better than this due to the simple facts that those movies had a PLOT, STORYLINE, SCRIPT, DIALOGUE, CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, and The Substance somehow was published with none of the above. Demi, please let your next movie be picked more carefully.

Far too slow and dramatic. All about giving each character a cameo to exercise their supposed acting abilities, at the detriment to the actual plot and storyline. Episode 4 is completely disjointed, disconnected from the show entirely and clearly to give the father his own 15min of fame, but why??? Point please. I should have known something was up when episode 1 was mysteriously slow. Scenes in one location go on forever - is this supposed to be arty? Like a novel documentary? Out of place and bizarre. One star.

RACE SWAPPING TO APPEASE THE LIBERAL AGENDA. THE LITTLE MERMAID WAS A WHITE RED HAIRED GIRL. MAKING HER BLACK IS NOT A SOLUTION TO YOUR WANTING TO BE MORE "WOKE". WHITE PEOPLE AREN'T ALLOWED TO PLAY BLACK PEOPLE IN HISTORICAL MOVIES AND DOCUMENTARIES, HOW IS THIS OKAY?!??! IT'S NOT OKAY!!!

Not one of the best movies you'll ever watch. Only watch this if you're really desperate and have absolutely nothing else to watch (including Verimark home appliance daytime-TV advertisements, which are more interesting!!). Old movie reruns like Dumb & Dumber would rate higher now than this 'new' bad movie. Would rather watch more than 1000 old movies from the past ahead of this. This is not the sort of movie you'd buy and want to watch again. This is the movie that skipped the cinema, went straight to tv, most people won't be able to watch past 20min (boredom) and those who suffer all the way to the end will never get that 2 hours of their life back ever again. Nobody would ever choose to watch this film more than once, it's not the sort of movie you'd ever want to see again.