Ok, some people like blue, some people like orange, and then some people like pink. Some people like pink so much that they refuse to wear anything that is not pink. However it gets a bit much once you get a magic wand, wave it around and FORCE THE ENTIRE TOWN to be pink.
Welcome to the piNkAtAstIc world of Pinkalici-no, Pinkaputrid and Peternot-so-terrific, that chokes at levels equal to that of the last airbender and percy jackson movies.
Lets get started with the pinkabrain-dead characters that should just do community service and jump in a ditch.
Pinkalicious- pink spoiled selfish brat who cant go 10 seconds without saying the word pink. APPROVAL RATING: lower than caillou
Peterific- meh, but say something! call for help, call 911, report this town of torture! you can do it! APPROVAL RATING: could be a decent character
Mom/Dad (they are practically the same so no separate rating)- the suppliers of pinkaputrid's' pink tyranny regime: they literally spoil her to the extreme of extremes. so stupid APPROVAL RATING: caillou level
Raphael- Pinkaputrid's significant other APPROVAL RATING: horrendous. periodT.
(too lazy to do the other ones lol)
ok show flaws:
-promote other colors like, i dunno, orange, blue, green, red, anything other than PINK
-pinkaputrid is spoiled and a brat (noted before)
-why was this even created
-the teacher doesn't teach anything but ballet (one time, i think?)
-pinkville (<-- blergh, PINKVILLE)
-pink SNOW
-its either you're raphael, or you're peterific, or you're a girly-girl, or you're a femboyl
-nothing any good
-people are robbed of their free will and intelligence to live under a perfect pink world, with the pettiest of problems, under the rule of pinkaputrid the foul, no-good, rotten, dirty, horrible barf queen.
and if this is to be on PBS kids, then why isnt it educational?
thomas the train taught kids about good values (rip thomas the tank engine, it has moved off of pbs kids). molly of denali, as stupid as it is, teaches kids about alaskan traditions. ready jet go teaches kids about space. daniel the tiger, as FOUL as it is, teaches kids about... whatever it is. in cyberchase, you learn about math. even in super why, as ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING as it is, teaches kids about vocab.
If we insect and look closely, pinkalicious and peterific teaches about....hm.....dragons, mermaids, unicorns and duocorns.(peter came up with that last one, how COULD YOU?!?!?!)
listen parents, DONT LET YOUR KIDS WATCH THIS. THEY WILL EITHER WRITH IN AGONY OR THEY WILL START ACTING LIKE THIS TYRANT.
(no hate to any actors, or any pinkalicious fans(thanks for letting me waste ur time), but i just had to let this out)