Spencer Burt

This entire franchise is nothing more than an animal crawling into a spot of shade to die in peace at this point. This is so far away from what I knew and loved that I am actually shocked anything could be this far removed from it's source material. It's impressive. Netflix IMPRESSED me. I'm almost certain this level of degradation is both a talent and an art.

My absolute favorite part was when he kickflipped the skateboard into the bad guy and knocked him out. Astonishingly insightful and serving to thin the fog of obscurity in almost all manners of life. So many lessons to absorb in only the modest span of a couple hours. I beseech thee, remove thine burden of ignorance, complete the metamorbosis.

I can't believe all the high reviews I'm seeing for this movie. This movie was so lazy and it tried so hard, in vain, to be funny. I'm really not kidding when I say I can't even believe it got pushed through. I actually want you to watch it. Your kids might not see how bad it is, but you? You will. A true ball-drop from Disney. If it isn't the most lazy thing they've ever put out, I would like to see what is cause I'm pretty well convinced. I honestly want to save you from it, but I need you to watch it to truly understand also. This movie has a "made in 2 hours before lunchtime" feel and I know it's not just me. Please, go, go now and watch it. This movie needs awareness.