Chase Goodson

Too many POVs, the movie skips around very often. Too many woke undertones. The know it all black guy who smugly asks Allan about the voltage of the fences in jurassic park made me laugh because voltage isn't the deadly part of electricity. Ampage is. The random sheboon pilot was the biggest nail in this movie's coffin. Completely threw off the entire vibe of every scene she's in by shouting over everyone, taking charge, interrupting critical moments, and generally being an insufferable blowhard. She alone takes two stars off the movie. She's that intrusive to the flow of the story. Also if you were hoping for focus on the dinosaurs, too bad. They get a whopping 10 mins of screen time. The rest is generic drama slop with F tier awkward marvel humor dribbled in. Won't be watching the next one.

The five stars are paid bot accounts. Not even joking. They have no internet footprint. This game after a decade of waiting, was an insult to every player that ever fell in love with the series. No, an insult is too mild of a description. It's a betrayal, a treason, a malicious and cruel, deliberate ruination of your hopes and fond memories. I hate politics. Truly, I stay out of the crap as much as I can. But as always, leftism dominate media (this game) ruthlessly hyper politicizes and shoves their agenda down your throat. Its a FANTASY game. I dont want POLITICS in my FANTASY game. I'm trying to ESCAPE this depressing reality not BE REMINDED OF IT. I mean there is a 2 minute cutscene of characters LECTURING ROOK (the player) IF ROOK MISGENDERS THEM. Saying how an apology isn't enough and making you PHYSICALLY HARM YOURSELF to atone. Know why it's not called dreadwolf anymore btw? Because the big bad is some off brand laquisha who somehow magically starts the 6th blight after 15 years since the last blight and solas has like 2 seconds of screen time before becoming irrelevant. The game play is god of war, if God of War was a thick juicy steak burger and this game was a soy based alternative burger. The ai are bullet sponges. Just remove health. Rinse. Repeat. The story is so cringedly woke with the stereotypical marvel humor that no one but wokists find funny, and the worst part imo is the killing of the tapestry. As you know if you played DAO or DA2 or DAI, all the stories weave together based on MANY different choices throughout the game. Allowing you to write an epic story across three different heroes. Well, that's dead now. There are FIVE choices. five. That actually show up affected in this game from inquisition. Only TWO are major. The other three measly ones change some dialogue. That's it. All your blood and toil and hardship from 3 games worth of slaying evil? Worthless. It all amounted to nothing. Congrats bioware, you've killed your company. Garuntee it. Greet the grave worms for me.