Cody Clark

The plot makes zero sense, you’re telling me an island with dinosaurs that were so dangerous, they had to be scrapped along with their DNA, yet three of them have the DNA to cure heart disease, and some look like they’d make phenomenal theme park attractions? Now if you try to pull “it’s a movie with dinosaurs, what were you expecting” thing, the movie had “Rebirth” in its title because this film is supposed to be the rebirth, the revival of the Jurassic franchise, that’s what was advertised. Of course I’m gonna be expecting an Oscar award winning film. The plot armor was also a bit obvious too. You’re telling me a fully grown T-Rex couldn’t catch to up a 12 year old? I understand there’s adrenaline but still. Also, how did the lab get destroyed? I thought it was just that one guy in the beginning who died, the door was closed, unless the D-Rex pulled the door open. Several scenes in the movie were pure, putrid nostalgia bait. The river raft T-Rex chase scene, the Titanosaurus scene. What happened to the guy in the helicopter? Where did those ancient ruins come from and what are they? The human antagonist was just abysmal. We don’t find out anything new about the D-Rex, how did it become a mutant? What is the attachment to the characters in the first 3 JW films, where did they go, where did these new characters come from? This movie just feels like a “Fuck You” letter to Steven Spielberg. I wanted to like it, but I can’t. They just need to let this franchise rest.