Christian Gutowski

I was jealous of all the characters who perished in the first half of the film as they did not have to endure the second half. Which, albeit, was equally as bad as the first. Here's a list of things that I would have preferred to watch: 1. My parents create me 2. Space Jam 2 3. My Wife's boyfriend lecturing me on the karma sutra 4. My winning lottery ticket flying away in a gust of wind 5. My hypothetical daughters OnlyFans I blame Fran Lebowitz