You know when you're making a nice chocolate cake and then you kid comes over and decides they want to throw some gummy worms in it, then your other kid decides to throw some oreos in it
And then your vegan niece wants to throw some kale in it, and your vegetarian nephew wants to throw some carrots in it, and finally everyone's done throwing stuff in it but after you put it in the oven you realizes you forgot the baking soda and baking powder so it doesn't rise....that's this movie too many almost story lines, Held together by a foundation that never actually rises to the occasion