Samuel Tode

This movie is the most substandard, second-rate, abysmal, godawful, no-good, worthless, shoddy, inadequate, abominable movie in the history of the universe. If this movie was a person, I would grip his neck with both of my hands and look into his eyes as the life drains away. If I had to choose between having to watch Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice again and having to murder my entire family, I'd kill myself. I've seen a genuine decline in my life and mood for the years after I watched this movie. This movie is so bad that not even God can forgive its creators. But there is no God. Want to know how I know? This movie is definitive proof. If the last copy of this movie was in front of me, I would shove it into the microwave for 10 minutes and leave my house forever. I would rather be bludgeoned beyond recognition, to a bloody pulp, than ever hear the words Batman, Superman, versus, dawn, justice, or "of" again. I pray that I die young.