Bowen Staines

I HATE this game with a fiery passion. And the fact that the story is so cool, and the graphics are so pretty makes me even angrier, because the gameplay is absolute GARBAGE. The controls are terrible!! You can’t read any of the menus because the text is so goddamn small that you have to sit a foot away from the TV. The menu system is the very definition of obtuse, and completely unnavigable. I’m over thirty hours into this game, and I don’t really feel like I’ve got a handle on it at all. And the biggest crime of all? It’s BORING. Aside from the pretty graphics and neat story, I’ve hated basically every single minute I’ve spent playing this game. I’d looked forward to this one for so long, too. What a crying shame.