Masooma Zaynab

The BFG _ Roald Dhal A Gobblefunk Review (warning only for the people who've already read Roald Dhal--- adult content ahead 😉) I be thinking about my chiddlerhood and whoopsey-splunker days. So I is putting aside my telly telly bunkum box and radio squeaker and is reading BFG. As I is brimful of Buzzburgers and Miss Knoweverything (kind of) so I is ritten a review of the scrumdiddlyumptious buk. In this buk, we is meeting BIG FRIENDLY GIANT who blows dreams to little chiddlers at night. There is 9 other cannybully giants who eat human beans like popcorn but BFG doesn't. One day BFG meet Miss Sophie; he hipswitch her but turned out to be best friends. Together Sophie and BFG have many brain-boggling, catasterous diastrophing and marvelus adventures. Together with the a-sistance of Her Majester, The Queen, they is treaching muckfrumping giants an ucky-mucky lesson. The important lesson treached by BFG is all squifflerotters and grinksludgers human beans kill eachother but giants don't kill eachother, nor do crockadoundillies kill other crockadoundillies. We human beans is shootling guns all the time. By golly! I is stop jabbeling and leave you to Gobblefunk the buk. I is full of crodswoggle by now. By Gumbo! The buk's langwitch is very delumptious......