Grace

Honestly, I was expecting Machete to pop out at any moment and at least that would have made sense as to why it was so bad. The only problem is, Machete movies are meant to be gory and bad— this was supposed to be the improved remake of their last suicide squad (which, was significantly better). I didn’t have high hopes, being that I’ve seen the trailers, and ( well, it’s no secret DC just can’t get it right ). The fact that it was SOOO unnecessarily long, like they were trying to force every shot into the film, when 90% had no relevance. If you enjoyed the most recent Mortal Kombat movie, then this might be enjoyable to you— otherwise you won’t be surprised if someone had to really bribe rotten tomatoes for a high score only to laugh in your face afterwards (Joker you’re a sneaky guy, you). In all seriousness, it lacked character development, it lacked a plot, it lacked momentum, it lacked everything you want to see in a movie…. it was just a bunch of gore thrown together and called the suicide squad. Looking forward to the jokes about it however 👏.