Troy

...and the Lord said unto his followers: Go and review spam a very unserious TV show, and giveth 5 stars though it be very mediocre. Lo by tricking mankind unto watching a boring TV show will they hear the word of God. Thus sayeth the Lord. Jesus is a boring character for TV. He's literally incapable of having a character ark. He can't ever be wrong and have to learn from his mistakes. He can't overcome any obstacles, because his whole life is fate. The whole TV show is just Christian fan service. Jesus playing his greatest hits. And it's all rather silly. "Jesus, you can't ride in on a donkey, because then everyone will know you are the Messiah, because the prophecy says the king will ride on a donkey!" Couldn't anyone ride a donkey?