If you’re a fan of the original Jurassic Park, prepare to have your hopes crushed under the weight of this disaster.
The acting is painfully flat, as if the cast wandered in from a community theatre rehearsal and forgot they were filming a blockbuster. The dialogue is clunky, the pacing drags, and every “dramatic” moment feels forced. Even the dinosaurs, which should be the stars, look uninspired and oddly lifeless.
It’s baffling how a franchise that once set the standard for movie spectacle could sink this low. This isn’t a thrilling adventure, it’s a two-hour endurance test that insults both the original films and the audience’s intelligence.
Save yourself the ticket price. Watch the first Jurassic Park again and pretend this one never happened.