Ali-A Perlah

i just finished watching this cinematic masterpiece, and i can honestly say that this was the best film i have ever seen. i was on the edge of my seat the entire time, my eyes were unblinking. the videography brinks on impeccable, being the most holy thing on this earth. i have never been so inspired by a cinematic moment than i am right now. these 70 minutes have been some of the best moments of my life. frankie mermaid has the ability to arouse any gender, any man, woman, or child. from the moment he lifted his hat, i was hooked on his beautiful, scrumptious hairline. carol’s character is genius. why be a doctor when you can be a hooker-doctor-lawyer. it’s inspiring. the relationship montage between carol and doug made me realize what true love really is and how i will never experience the spark that exists between carol and doug. the heartbreak i felt when father stewart’s wife got blown up left me drowning in my own tears. i was heartbroken. this movie taught me what it means to live, to love without consequence, to throw your soul and your mind into something you are truly passionate about. this movie makes me want to hop on the next plane to china and experience a spiritual awakening just like doug did. VelociPastor truly impacted my life and i will never be the same. everyone needs to watch this movie, it is a cinematic experience unlike any other. one million out of 10.