CINDY HUNTER

Dear IMF Acounting Department, I know times are tough and we have all had to cut back to keep the IMF profitable. However, as your top performer for the past 27 years, I would like to respectfully request some increases to my budget for impossible tasks: 1. A gun for me and my colleagues, it is getting increasingly difficult to ward off super villains with hand to hand combat and knives. 2. I absolutely LOVE my wireless 3D Any Person Mask Printer; however, If one of your procurement specialists could please purchase some colored contacts from Amazon, it would be most helpful in our disguises. I'm fearful of bad guys noticing my brown eyed colleague is not the ice blue eyed villian she's inpersonating, resulting in death and an HR nightmare, am I right? 3. Along the same lines, I was hoping that possibly I could get some body armor to go along with the mask. It seems like we have the technology. These masks are amazing. Maybe just a nice, form fitting, body armor to protect me from all these villains. I'm a good guy, so throw some in for my lady sidekicks, while you are at it. 4. If you're going to go to the trouble of leaving a safe car somewhere for me to use, some high performance tires would be very welcome. 5. Instead of always having to wreck a motorcycle to say catch a train, I am willing to try just hiding on the roof to save money. As you know, I'm extremely adept at riding on the roofs of trains. Or possibly someone could distract the ticket taker while I sneak on the train. I feel these savings on wrecked motorcycles and hospital bills could be put to use in my requested budget increases, like colored contact lenses. 6. I would love to have a pickpocket proof body bag. I'm so sick of these keys to the world's greatest weapon getting stolen off my person. I've seen some great, stylish options on Amazon. 7. Finally, if my Tech team could possibly have a burner phone with a simple search engine on it, it would make it much faster to look up the answers to these elementary school riddles instead of us pondering them for vital seconds, or minutes, while a very dramatic bomb clock ticks down. As always, you guys are doing an amazing job up there on the seventeenth floor keep up the good work. Respectfully, Ethan Hunt, MFBA