This. Is. Without. A doubt. The WORST. Adult. Show. I. Have. Ever. Seen. In. My. Entire. LIFE.
I'm just gonna say this: I do not like Family Guy. I just do not like the show Family Guy. But The Nutshack has reached its limits of being bad. The Nutshack is in fact, so bad, that I would take Family Guy over it any day. Honestly, if I could give it zero out of five stars, I would. Like, seriously--what were these people thinking when they made this horrendous show?! I don't think I have ever seen an adult show like this. Like, ever. I absolutely hate it. And after watching the show, I really understood why it was heavily panned by critics.
Well, maybe I'm being a little too harsh, because I honestly couldn't think of one reason why I hate The Nutshack. Oh wait! I just remembered! The show is horrible and incredibly stupid! I think I killed some of my brain cells trying to watch it and I couldn't even survive the entire first episode. Or any other episodes in the series (I watched a few more episodes out of pure curiosity, part of me was trying too hard to like the show but the other part of me wanted to see how bad it could get). I watched nine minutes of the first episode and I didn't like ONE SECOND of it. And here are the reasons why I hate it:
*Poor, stiff, ugly animation, with the characters animated in a weird, lazy, robotic-like way, as already shown in the intro.
*Abysmal, hideous art style that looks as though it's poorly trying to imitate the art styles for Daria and Metalocalypse (which are WAY better shows). Plus, there's WAY TOO MUCH effort into the character designs, especially on everyone's HUGE four-fingered hands, which are drawn in such a lifelike way, it's disgusting to look at.
*Bad voice acting. A LOT OF THE CHARACTERS have INCREDIBLY ABHORRENT VOICES (especially Phil), and the voice acting is way too annoying to the point where you can't understand what the characters are saying. Chita is like, the only character WHO ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE A HUMAN BEING.
*Uncreative theme song, which is so uncreative, it became a meme. The song only repeats the same tune over and over again, which consists four notes: C-sharp, E, E flat, and C, and just repeats the show's name over and over AND OVER again.
*The show is also VERY immature, with its terrible, juvenile, incredibly unfunny jokes.
*Way too much offensive content.
*PHIL HIMSELF! OH MY GOSH! HE'S SOOOOOO ANNOYING! 😖😖😖 Phil's voice is also very obnoxious (which makes his annoying personality even worse).
*Like I said before, there's a 100% chance you'll lose BRAIN CELLS while watching this show.
So that's my rant for The Nutshack. I highly recommend you do not watch it, so my suggestion is to just...avoid it at all costs...please. Wanna watch an actually ENJOYABLE adult cartoon that's so stupid that it's funny? Watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force instead.
Edit: Holy cow, if 2020 was a cartoon it would be The Nutshack. I still get awful memories from watching that show back in 2018, and I'm pretty sure it scarred me for life. 😨😰 Now I only look up The Nutshack just to read my rant/review 😂 and THANK GOD 2020 is almost over. Christmas is the only thing that will bring us joy this year tbh.
The best adjectives I could think of to describe this show: Stupid, ugly, unappealing, bloodcurdling, boring, abysmal
My score: Worst. 1/10