John Smialek

Seriously don’t waste your time. Both my wife and I felt like we were on some hardcore drugs while watching this, and she even at one point asked me to turn it off because of how weird she was feeling, but since there was just half an hour left, we decided to stick it out. It gets your attention slowly, but in a strong manner once you get to the farmhouse scenes. Then it just gets weird and pointless and you’re eventually left with an overwhelming sense of “Why did we just waste all that time?” 1/10 would not watch again. I’m going to bed, we’re going to a hockey game tomorrow. Much more important than the two hours I just spent on this movie.