Dave Shaw

Well where to start. This is the worst film I have ever seen, yes thats the right place. I think if we had an infinite amount of monkeys and typewriters in the same room none of them would write this drivel. It starts off poorly and in an unbelievably bad way, the dialogue is diabolical. The acting makes trees look less wood like. The special effects are neither special or effective! I think this can be explained as the budget for this trash must have gone up the noses of the producers rather than investing in aspect of film making. The sets are poor in the same was that living on 50 cents a day is poor. Oh I almost forgot the photography and camera set ups enhance the poor sets and wooden acting in the same way as tooth ache is improved by slamming your head repeatedly in a car door. On the upside I didn’t see any continuity errors so thats something!