***may contain spoilers
Attack on Titan in a nutshell
Kids run run run Titan rawr rawr rawr
Kids adults run run run Titan rawr chomp chomp chomp squish squash. Mom cry cry cry Kid cry cry cry angry angry angry Training aaahhh ugh stomp roll. Kid angry angry angry Titan rawr rawr rawr Kid angry angry fly fly swing swing Titan chomp chomp kid, kid in stomach angry angry spawned as titan, Rawr rawr rawr punch punch stomp stomp, commander angry angry shout shout shout, titan rawr rawr epoxy the wall, spy spy titan run run crush stomp chomp slap, titan to titan kill kill chomp chomp, kid still angry when he grows up crosses the sea, grabs warhammer, soldiers pewpewpew pewpewpew, attack titan grab swoosh swoosh to blimp, annoying brat noise noise noise shout shout cry cry run run, shoot swoosh to blimp shoot kills lady glutton...shout shout cry cry, war between nations pew pew pew, surprise attack to paradis titan rawrawrawr meets gorilla titan, war war war titan rampage rampage rampage, rawr rawr rawr pew pew pew more titans rawr rawr crush crush, friend became titan stop stop stooohp attack titan, fly swoosh flip girl cut angry attack titan human head, brings to top of hill to bury him cry cry cry, wished she could see him again... then attack titan became a bird...the end.
Don't get me wrong it was fantastic. There were alot of anger, remorse, betrayal, pain and suffering, noise and more noise, there was no end until it finally did. Overall the series is one helLove a ride. If you are into the no tootsie cutesy all out war and revenge thatll make you munch on chips and forget about your diet this is what ill recommend you to watch.