Amanda Fowler

bring back teaching your children how to act in adult/public spaces vs distracting them #husbandwife #momof2

the only correct answer #husbandandwife #marriagelife #marriedlife

the only correct answer #husbandwife #marriedlife #marriagehumor

I am the centerfold of my own life The Mother of my dreams Barbie’s dream house A reality of paint swatches and sake rimmed smiles and high heels on bike paths and good loving MILF Etiquette as electricity a current of life stained pink and red pouring out of me like the milk after serving strawberry cereal for breakfast an indulgent choice where the occasion is always being alive

Replying to @andefrappe be honest is this fun or fugly

you guys need to tell me right now if these are fun and fabulous or like bad

repeat after me #momof2 #confidentmom #milfetiquette #denvermom #mommotivation

and that’s on MILF Etiquette #momof2 #schooldropoff #mondayisforthemothers #mommotivation

just dropped the kids off at their last day of nature school bc then we roadtrip !!!!! #schooldropoff #momof2 #denvermom

just dropped the kids off at their last day of nature school bc then we roadtrip !!!!!

ok crafty mommy milfys….. RISE. how can I salvage the pants. what if I used the fabric for like a cute mini skirt over some white pants OR a bandana situation?!?!? I do NOT want to throw them in the trash #sewing #upcyclingclothes #momof2

ovulation hates to see a tasting menu coming #husbandwife #datenight #omekase #denvermom

“my lava is going to explode” might be the best thing ive ever taught them

when ppl ask me why I like attention so much

And I’ve always said that #chappellroan #womanhood #milfetiquette

And I’ve always said that #chappellroan #motherhood #callherdaddy #MILFEtiquette #momof2

my kids capability & independence skyrocketed with our @hearthdisplay and so I’m gifting one to you milfys!!!!!!! TO ENTER: •follow both of us and comment what your first “I didn’t realize...” my kids were capable of moment •bonus entry: share email in Hearth’s linkinbio Giveaway will run Thurs-Sunday, and we’ll announce the winner on Monday, the 30th! Xx 💋💋