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Watching a game I have zero interest in because one man on the field owes me 7 points

Autumn leaves land gently. My tone when saying "just following up!" does not.

I replied "sounds good!" to an email I didn't read, which is basically my personality now.

subject line: "just a reminder", because you need reminding

My smart home devices argue with each other more than my fantasy league group chat

I finally achieved inbox zero. For exactly four minutes. I've never felt so alive.

Want to cause some chaos today? Reply all to a large email thread just to say "looks good, thanks"

I email many hours...get few replies

One (1) crisp morning and I've mentally purchased an entire flannel wardrobe

Cheering for a first down, then remembering I have the other team's running back