Steven White

I have never posted a Google review...but upon leaving this movie I felt the same as if the cab picking you up from the airport took off with your bags before you got in! I understand that Sosie Bacon is related to a guy that plays himself well in just about about ever other movie...but this was more 'streaky bacon' at best. Playing the main character in a movie Sosie does her best to portray a tortured soul with a tragic past and a poor mentor to mental health. We meet our character on the job in the field of mental health after several overhead shots and unnecessary upside-down scenic shots. We are introduced to the under-lying 'brooding music' that challenges the patience more than the nerves throughout the movie's course as it heightens during mundane moments throughout the film and is as in-sync with the scenes and dialogue as Monkey Magic's audible delivery. Our main character is again put through trauma by a much better actor, although her smile whilst killing herself draws raptures of laughter from an audience already removed from caring about any character thus far by reels of unnecessary dialogue, that point to an entity that is haunting the better actor (most likely her agent) and she proceeds to cut herself in what has to be one of the most ridiculously filmed scenes in a horror movie since Toni Collette floated by the rafters! We soon meet her Fiance who upon learning about someone having killed themselves in front of her responds like someone who just discovered the toilet roll had dealt its final square. He then goes on to be as empathetic as a fur trader at a rabbit trap and exercises his acting chops with an "...ok" as he discovers the police have been called to assist his fiance and one of the best acting scenes since the guy from the room declares that "Lisa you're driving me crazy!" Honestly it was like something out of a school play! Her over-acting combined with his under-acting is quite the ride... more along the lines of Disney's it's a small world than any type of roller coaster this film pretends to be. We meet the ex who is a police officer who is now on the scene because the fiance called the therapist after she had a psychological break (how dare he) and his emotion acting is like the Terminator trying to smile. She runs off for the support of the ex...who is the second (marginalised) good actor in this film. She swears him to secrecy by using him and getting him to run her around before traumatising a convicted murderer (true), Traumatising the guy from Harold and Kumar as well as the guy who is stuck on repeat at the hospital. She then finds out that there is a cycle of the curse that has befallen her...but does absolutely nothing to establish what the curse is or where it comes from before working out that being alone is the key to survival. She then takes her tracable phone to the place she is hiding from the police officer she's just told to do some tracing for her....omg. I won't spoil the rest but the acting gets worse.... a weird version of Marilyn Mason with one leg shorter than the other and 3 heads in one, corners her by waiting for her in the house it just scared her out of...before a ridiculously predictable conclusion. Please save your brain and your wallet by giving this a very wide berth!