Patrick Muller

You mean you didn’t care about the tousle haired kid with diabetes? He has a serious but manageable debilitating illness ! That’s new! Oh but we forgot the insulin in the car! Because who would double check for that! Don’t worry; it’s end of the world and therefore total chaos, but i’ll go get it and be right back. We can split up! Just text me from the plane! Did i mention i hate planes? Don’t worry, i’ll just have never ending flashbacks to happier times with my family, including quasi-romantic moments of me holding my stupid annoying wife as she gazes pensively away from me...she must have known this day would come! God, why can’t the comet just win.