Truly, deeply, awful film. The acting was awful - kiddies' Hollywood stuff. There was no plot that you could discern. The staging-setting, childish. You felt the film was searching out some way to appear clever or insightful in a European way, but had no idea how this is done. So low level that it wasn't even pretentious. I feel conned, insulted and somehow dirtied by having exposed myself to this ghastly ghastly dross. I have to star this monstrosity to be able to post - but it doesn't even rate a star. But there you go...