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so I’m being a total veg, chilling and eating some food, right? well im looking for a movie to occupy me and interest me while im eating because like who eats in silence, not me! unfortunately I settled on saltburn after people on the internet were being total schmoozes for this film. big mistake. why am I so disappointed in A24 for this one!!! like they actually lost my trust!!! movies like Midsommar, Hereditary, and EEAAO really made me willing to watch anything with A24 slapped across the cover. alsooo not to sound absolutely mental BUT jacob elordi was a main character and they truly reeled me in with that, don’t act like you don’t know why… anyways, to get straight to the point, this movie was HELLACIOUS!! I was willing to deal with all the forced in your face shock factor moments just to see where it would finally take a turn for the thriller aspect of the movie. major spoiler alert, it like never truly does. the kills were a bore and the story felt kinda lame and a little lackluster to be completely honest. like trust me im no movie critic but the deep seeded feeling of lost wasted time and confusion I had at the end of this movie was enough to gag me out the door!! sighhh, so if I had to like try my absolute hardest to say something positive about this movie, I would say that the colors are super gorge and the beginning of the movie leading up to the whole “omg like you’re so poor come to my cool manor this summer!” was actually interesting and had me intrigued. also the acting was honestly so good because I 100% percent believed that all the characters were realistically portrayed, like I nearly barfed out at every scene including oliver it was too believable. so disturbing!! sooo take my rating as a warning or with a grain of salt, your choice honestly. to tie this whole thing off, i’ve been like cocooning and watching a ton of movies this week SO, take a look at my profile to find some good ones. totes your choice. not forcing you or anything… anywayzzzz thanks for reading to the end if you like actually did, you’re a total knockout!! xx

MY FAV of the whole conjuring universe thus far!!! soooo scary, amazing acting, jumpscares, and super cool storyline!!!! this for sure left me with hopes for more spinoffs based around the items featured in the movie. plus its family friendly but still scary so the adults can enjoy it too!! I would definitely recommend it if you’re a fan of the movies in the conjuring film universe. if you haven’t watched the previous movies I would definitely recommend you do that first so you’re not confused and because the rest are also amazing! kay that’s all bye!! xoxo

kay so first impressions, I thought the acting was a little off and the premise was confusing. final impressions, o.m.friggin.g!! so much fun!! it completely flipped my opinion as the story really began and the plot became clear. PSA do not doze off during the movie. you need to pay attention to what’s going on so you can keep up or of course you’re still gonna be confused!! gather some some friends, give it a watch, and you’ll have a fantabulous little discussion afterwards about what you’d do if you were in their shoes!! such a fun watch, such fun characters, and such a fun ending!! like am I super easy to entertain or was this actually like super entertaining. idk. you tell me. JUST TO CLARIFY im not a movie critic, just a girly who luvs movies and luvs being a total chatterbox. kay, bye!! xoxo

sobbing once again, ugh!!! I have never in my life watched a movie about war nor am I a historical movie fan. I mean cmon now what valley girl do you know that religiously watches war movies?? if you know one im genuinely surprised, she’s a real gem!! anywayzzz lets get to the point, this movie is phenomenal all the way to the end. I wanna cry, I wanna smile, I wanna sob actually, I wanna make sure everyone involved in this movie gets tucked in at night maybe even a kiss on the forehead, ITS JUST THAT GOOD. I was thinking about this movie for a week after I watched it. every scene was so memorable and had me hanging on every word that was said (even by side characters) it was just so MOVING!! if you’re reading this you like literally have to watch this. for me. legally. okay thanks for reading all the way to the bottom you’re a total babe!! xoxo

great movie honestly!! I felt like something was missing for sure but, the scares were spooky enough!! talitha and the rest of the girls did a great job, especially for children like major wow. thanks for reading!! xoxo

PATRICK WILSON AND VERA FARMIGA WE FRIGGIN LOVE YOU!! and who’s we? the people. we the people. the collective. claps for everyone involved in this movie!! from the actors, directors, writers, producers, assistants, janitors, guy who turns off all the lights on set after everyone leaves, we do not care!! claps for you too!! this movie is like a lil different from the first one ( and in my opinion a lil better too, don’t wig out I luv them both) in the sense that it tugged on my heart strings a lot more and at the same time it also scared me more lolz. The family felt like a real family and the precious scenes we get with ed and the kids waaa im sobbing like so beautiful. must watch if you’ve watched the first one and if you haven’t, just watch the first one okay!?? they’re both amazing! thanks for reading all they way till the end you’re a major bombshell!! xx

sobbing profusely!!! I absolutely love this movie and no amount of convincing could ever make me hate any movie involved in the conjuring universe!!! Just watch it. like, trust me. get your family, friends, children, grandpa, boyfie, side-piece, second husband I DONT FRIGGIN CARE!!! just bring them to the tv and turn it on (don’t forget the snacks!!) they will not leave disappointed. the best news is, there’s a bunch more movies involved in the conjuring film universe!! I know you’ll be hooked so, you have some watching to do because you will not be able to give up the scares this movie offers!! thanks for reading till the end!!! xx

UGH NETFLIX YOU MAJOR DIPSTICK!!! this show is killer and may I just say it had me on the edge of my seat every episode. I luv how there’s a group of main characters instead of just one, it really keeps you entertained by showing how each of them is handling everything. Plus the mystery omggg!! I’m just supes disappointed in netflix for canceling this show it had such a good plot and side note, it does indeed end on a cliffhanger (yeah I know major yikes) but believe or not I watched this show twice knowing I would never get an actual ending. yeah. that’s how good the plot is. if you don’t mind a nail-biting cliffhanger ending, season 1 is actually really good so watch at your own risk!! to tie this off I would just like to say, grizz we friggin luv you!! thanks for reading, if you made it all the way to the end you’re fantabulous!! xoxo

OMG!!! I absolutely love this showww!! First off, the storyline is so unique like I have never seen a zombie show that plays out like this. Plus the comedy, friendship, romance, and crime fighting makes this a must watch show. I def thought the shows quality would go down after a few seasons but I actually love the way they handled the storyline all the way till the end. claps all around!! thanks for reading till the end!! xoxo

wow wow WOW, literally one of my favorite shows to the date!! I have re-watched the whole show beginning to end 5 times now and reaching my 6th this month. This show is SO GOOD from the mini mysteries in each episode to the big mysteries every season PLUS the friggin love and romance and drama UGH I just can’t get enough!!! If you love teen dramas, romance, and mystery pleaseeee give this show a watch!! Wow this might be my shortest review yet, I just love this show so much I can’t put it into wordzz!!! just take my word for it, kay? alright. thanks for reading till the end, you’re a total knockout!! xx