Max Otto

It's just a big ocean, fish are nice I guess, water usually blue

This movie promised to be dumb fun. It delivered on being dumb. I was bored out if my seat by 40 minutes of generic characters meeting up waiting for the plot to start rolling, when it did it remained boring but just with more flashy colours. Expected Oceans 11 mixed with Dawn of the Dead, got a generic action movie that fell flat

this show is really bad, aweful jokes, annoying characters

Well Rian needed his redemption after what happened with star wars, and this was definitely it

One of the worst action movies I have ever seen but one of the best satires I've ever seen. I can't tell if Michael Bay is making fun of the audience or he is really this insane. It is so beyond absurd that I cannot fathom how this isn't satire. 1 Star for action movie, 5 for satire film, average of 3