THIS MOVIE CURED MY DEPRESSION! WHEN I WAS A WEE-LAD, I WAS VERY SAD. BUT SINCE THIS ARTISTIC MASTERPIECE CAME OUT, I HAVE BEEN THE HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE! I LIKED THIS FILM MORE THAN MY WEDDING. I WOULD HAVE RATHER WATCHED THIS BEAUTY OF A FILM MORE THEN GOING TO MY OWN BAR MITZVAH. MY WIFE TRIES TO STOP ME FROM WATCHING THIS FILM EVERYDAY. BUT LITTLE DOES LINDA KNOW THAT I HAVE THIS FILM ENGRAVED INTO MY MIND AND CAN WATCH IT WHENEVER I WANT. SHE HAS NO CONTROL OVER ME! I CAN MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS WHENEVER I WANT TO LINDA. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO WHAT YOU WANT. I WILL WATCH THIS FILM UNTIL I DIE!