Don’t waste your time even thinking about reading this book. Even if you are stranded alone on a deserted island and there are no other books and you have to talk to a soccer ball. Because a soccer ball could’ve made up a better plot. It’s ridiculous and then when you’re wondering if maybe you had a stroke and aren’t reading it correctly, it morphs into something else entirely. And that’s even worse. But have no fear,
Netflix is indeed making a movie.
