Jacob Selim

Avatar: The Way Of Water is a very mid movie. This is due to the fact that they did not state “It’s The Way of Waterin Time”, nor did they The Way Of Water all over those guys. Also, Morbius did not have a cameo, meaning that the movie instantly loses two stars. However, the movie did have a few blue guys, which was quite humorous. This was seen in the scene where the guys were blue. There was also a scene where there were guys who were differently blue, meaning that there were different blue guys among us. This is a quite laugh-inducing reference to the popular game Among Us, which caused me to chortle upon my seeing it. However, due to the lack of Morbius, I cannot rate the movie any higher than I have. It was not one of the movies of all time, unfortunately.

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish is an incredible movie! My favorite part was when he said “It’s Puss In Bootsin Time” and then he totally Puss in Bootsed all over those guys. That moment brought me to tears, especially when Morbius came and Morbed on Puss and his Boots. The Morb cameo was truly inspiring. It was also cool when Jared Leto showed up. The movie was the pinnacle of cat moments, and the scene where Puss in Boots was a cat was truly splendid. This movie taught me how to appreciate my fellow men, as watching Puss in Boots is truly an experience that brings out the humanity in everyone, ensuring that no one among us is lethargic or irate. As was written in Leviticus, “Thou shalt watch Puss in Boots: The Last Wish, saith the Lord your God” (Leviticus 43:49). Should we follow this heavenly guidance, all men shall be resurrected in the last day, for none shall harbor any feelings of ill will. It was truly one of the movies of all time.

I have only a few words to say about this film. When I think of Morbius, I think of one thing, and one thing only. That thing, is of course, the iconic line that everyone knows and loves, “It’s Morbin time.” This quote has turned my life from a constant state of misery into a lifelong excitement while I await the sequel to this film, which has no parallels to its possibilities. The sequel will embody everything that the first did, and even improve upon it, if that is possible by human means of editing and filmmaking. But that’s not all that the movie does for me. Morbius is an incredible adventure that everyone is swept alongside as the glorious story unfolds upon screens present everywhere in the world. The phrase, “Morbius Sweep!” details not just how it swept the box office in prices, making 37 morbillion dollars, but how it has risen among the hearts of every decent human on this planet as the greatest movie of all time. I personally recieved an influx of IQ points after viewing the movie for the first time, and have watched it 436 more times since. Every scene, every word, every moment fills me with delight. When Dr. Michael Morbius morbs for the first time, I can’t help but get out of my seat and applaud. When he morbs all over those guys, I know my place in this world is at the screen, watching the play-by-play unfold before my very eyes, making me feel liike a child again. My spirit soars when he states the aforementioned line, “It’s Morbin time.”. I cannot reccomend this movie enough. If I have not mentioned how good the movie is 17 times a conversation, I have failed to do the movie justice. I wish the world could all view the masterpiece as a collective whole, as all our problems would fade as soon as every individual organism on the glorious planet we call our home would suddenly be aware of our faults, our imperfections, that Morbius would impossibly make disappear. It is with sadness that I end my recollection of my experience with this incredible film, but I have hope, for I know the comforting glow of my television, playing Morbius, is always there. I know in moments where I must travel, the glory of the Morbius game on the 3DS is just a few button presses away. I will leave you fellow Morbius enjoyers with one last message. It’s Morbin Time.

I have yet to watch this movie, but I already know it is a masterpiece. Like that of the adventure of Dr. Michael Morbius in the hit film, Morbius, I cannot recommend this movie, or rather this delightful and enlightening experience, enough. I wholeheartedly believe that this movie is the up and coming film that will lead the movie making industry into the future of incredible and flawless films for the whole world to enjoy.