Muhammed Ismail

Spoilers ahead: Opening scene has little to no relevance to the rest of the movie. We just got to see a kid almost win at Demigod Olympics- which was cool but pointless to everything else. Plot points unravel like soggy Ramen noodles devoid of spice to tie it all together. Almost no wit unless we count our sad laughter at the cringeworthy way Diana flies. On Diana's flight: she first copies Spiderman's web slings using the Lasso of Truth. She then copies Thor spinning the Lasso like his hammer. And when all else fails, she tries Superman's one punch projection method. All of this could have been somewhat realistic if she didn't Lasso the lightning and swing from it like a spidermonkey on acid. To end it all, she dove like Aquaman and swam through the clouds like a fish out of water. The dude who's body was stolen from him by Steve, no closure. Like imagine waking up after a few days, having gotten laid, flown a plane, fought a dozen men and went through as many outfits and not knowing any of it. I would have questions. Some things when wishes were renounced returned to its previous state, other things didn't. Too many inconsistencies. Where were all the black people? I cannot believe that America (and the rest of the world) functioned with little to no dark-skinned individuals. We know that isn't true in any reality. I mean, come on, that movie was so whitewashed, even the Cheetah had predominantly white fur when she's at least nine shades of orange and brown in the comics. Honestly, I want my two hours back. I do not recommend watching this movie without some mind numbing substances to help you get through it.