This is a story about a man named dale, he lived in a cabin near a river,
one day a construction company came and tried to bulldoze his home, he resisted.... they tried everything to get him to give in, he did not.....
later on, they decided to pepper spray him and throw him into the river after he collapsed from a heart attack that's why they call it riverdale, now everyone in the town randomly sings while people get murdered, and there's a random dude in the forest dressed like a goat that scares the locals for no reason.