Bradale John

The first half was like being forced to watch someone's boring vacation pictures. I had to force myself to stay awake. The second half was a bunch of darkness mixed with a lot of blurred scenes and a bunch of yelling and screaming. When they finally do show the "monster" you can't make out what it is because it's hidden in all of that darkness. There is a scene in here for the fellows that will make them cringe, but that's about all of the horror that will come from this film. Even the "blood" goes from looking like strawberry daqueri syrup to spaghetti sauce. They can never seem to get the recipe quite right. In the end, I felt like I had just wasted 2 hours of my life.