Rachel

This movie was so bad it drove me and my husband to file for divorce and I’m suing. I’ll explain why below. First off, our marriage was hanging on by a thread and we were counting on M night Shamalangadingdong to save it. We both recently lost our jobs due to terminal gingivitis and therefore , have no money. We had to empty out our children’s college fund just to get by. Subsequently we needed to finance the movie tickets, popcorn, 2 large drinks and 2 candy bars. We sat down with the excitement and glee of a small child on Christmas morning. As soon as the previews started we even began to cry tears of joy knowing all Our problems would soon be washed away. Little did we know- that was not the case. The nightmare began within the first 5 minutes of the movie . It was so bad that it spiked my husbands blood pressure like the drinks of Bill Cosby’s dates. When he is severely stressed- his defense mechanism kicks in and he starts uncontrollably expelling gas. People around us called 911 due to the heinous smells. The poor soul who sat next to us even went into cardiac arrest . We were then both kicked out without a proper explanation or refund. Our relationship is irreparable now, all because the movie was that appalling. Terrible dialogue. Plot holes everywhere . We lost our social standing and became the laughing stocks of the town. . Shortly after this movie , my husband lost all his hair and could no longer maintain an erection. I will never forgive you M night shamalayan