Minecraft Steve

A Minecraft movie was spectacular. It was a stupendous display of animation and an incredible show case of what mankind has to offer. This example of pure perfection can only be compared with a being of higher presence, the same higher presence that could only truly appreciate this transmission of greatness broadcasted to us from our glorious lords at Mojang and warner brothers. Jack Blacks performance as Steve is a beautiful spectacle, a spectacle that they haven't yet created words to describe. When I witnessed the sound vibrations trickling through the air and finding my ears, when Black introduced himself as Steve, I could only stand up and clap, as no other action could truly rectify the greatness of this line, which will go down as history as the greatest 3 words ever muttered, a feat that will only be destroyed by the eventual heat-death of the universe in 100 trillion years. In these many years, i can only hope that aliens from distant planets stumble upon the remains of our planet when humanity has ended, an they find a copy of this film on the golden pedestal that it will lie on after the world has witnessed its greatness, so they can enjoy the pinnacle of entertainment that existence will ever grace its eyes upon. To sum up my points, we may have been concepted too late to witness dinosaurs, and too early to witness flying cars, but if you spend your miniscule fraction of time on this plant without watching "A Minecraft movie", you have wasted it.