Andy Horncastle

Well.... 3 out of 5 for comedy value. A massive cruise ship with a crew of about 8. When in dock, crew members have time to go ashore about 6 times in the day, but when returning to the Ship, magically get back in uniform. No guests are seen in bar or restaurant, but then there are no crew to cook or serve, oh except for one room attendant. The highlight has to be the final scene each week, at least Shayne Ward can sing, but on a stage in a shed, with a band with the guitarist missing and no wires to any other instruments, remember miming on top of the pops. Then the audience, 20 Extras sat on tomato boxes, wonder how much the cruise costs. Anyway, as I said, 3/5 for the laughs.